Thursday, September 4, 2014

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(08:24:43) grammarsaar: good morning bunja
(08:24:46) grammarsaar: first! :-P
(08:25:30) bunja: good morning :-P
(08:25:36) bunja: hehehe
(08:25:44) bunja: jail just woke up ?
(08:25:53) grammarsaar: he's coming from kalyan
(08:29:30) grammarsaar: pipe VC! lets go!!!
(09:13:17) bunja: why does houdini takes so much time to load, even with no job set?
(10:02:32) grammarsaar: c'mon it tries to escape its trap.. just like its namesake ;-P
(10:03:58) weedman: Good mornings
(10:04:33) pumpkin: morning weedman..
(10:04:39) pumpkin: you have something to share with us? ;)
(10:05:10) weedman: my question to you is pumpkin ...what is faster than 4g
(10:05:27) pumpkin: i dunno. you tell me.. you seem to know the answer to that!
(10:06:06) weedman: its a shame that at this age u dont know the answer
(10:06:30) pumpkin: i can live with that shame. you wanna enlighten me and the rest of the gang with the answer?
(10:07:01) weedman: I have enlightened them ... grammarsaar, bunja
(10:07:34) grammarsaar: haha
(10:23:19) grammarsaar: people should find a way to harness that power
(10:23:38) grammarsaar: India is a good place for that
(10:29:39) pumpkin: lol! :-P
(10:59:52) basanti: peoples... have sent the Jan scheduler for Pipe extended and weekend work
(11:00:01) basanti: pls check and let me know if it sounds fine
(11:00:53) pumpkin: basanti checked it.. it doesnt make any sound. so cant tell if it sounds fine
(11:01:09) basanti: put on your headsets :)
(11:01:23) pumpkin: they are already on! ;)
(11:01:36) basanti: faulty piece
(11:01:47) basanti: me heading for meetingsss... will be bk at 1
(11:01:48) pumpkin: im listening to music. it works
(11:01:54) basanti: byeeee ppls
(11:01:55) pumpkin: lol.. enjoy! :-P
(13:10:41) rajni left the room.
(13:11:10) rajni [rajni@jabberhost.rhythm.com/Home] entered the room.
(14:18:16) weedman: Pto at -ve 1 ....up from -ve 1.36
(14:18:26) weedman: the improvement is encouraging
(14:18:39) grammarsaar: :-P
(14:19:35) basanti: :'(
(14:20:49) weedman: why u crying guy3
(14:22:08) basanti: me still on-0.42
(14:22:31) basanti: i am confused with this -0.42 thing
(14:22:37) basanti: how many days negative?
(14:23:30) weedman: 2.1 days i belv
(14:23:41) grammarsaar: i just reached +3 :-D
(14:23:55) pumpkin: yeah basanti. multiply that by 5
(14:24:06) pumpkin: im almost at 1!
(14:24:19) pumpkin: @grammarsaar #showoff :-P
(14:24:31) weedman: wipe that grin man ....we will see when u get married
(14:24:35) pumpkin: @mandan #slave! :-D
(14:24:50) pumpkin: haha.. thats not for another 3+ years.. so vie got time! #evilgrin
(14:25:11) weedman: who they hell was talkin to u ....u in a hurry to get married
(14:25:17) weedman: ?
(14:25:27) pumpkin: haha! nooo.. :P
(14:25:30) grammarsaar: lol
(14:25:34) grammarsaar: from where mandan came
(14:25:47) basanti: mandan
(14:26:18) pumpkin: he has 5.something PTO
(14:26:27) basanti: :-o
(14:26:47) basanti: can we start a tradition.. on b'day's please gift pto's
(14:27:23) weedman: u mean..the company gifts one to us ?
(14:27:30) weedman: i would like that
(14:27:31) basanti: to your team members :)
(14:28:21) weedman: paah....that kinda sounds like aunties playing kitty party
(14:28:30) pumpkin: haha
(14:28:46) grammarsaar: lol good one
(14:28:57) basanti: kitty party
(14:29:07) grammarsaar: seems like Jo has taken a pto for today
(14:29:13) pumpkin: lol!
(14:29:14) grammarsaar: came in and disappeared for lunch
(14:29:15) pumpkin: he is not back yet?
(14:29:19) basanti: jail the one that the ladies had in tht restaurant
(14:29:33) pumpkin: HAHAHA! yeha common, lets all play housie! :-D
(14:29:38) basanti: hahaha
(14:29:42) basanti: tht was so funny
(14:29:54) pumpkin: on basantis last day we went to a restaurant here, greens..
(14:30:00) pumpkin: there was a kitty party going on there!
(14:30:05) basanti: they ate starters and started playing
(14:30:08) pumpkin: aunties playing housie!
(14:30:22) weedman: lol
(14:30:44) weedman: my mom is ecstatic when she wins at times
(14:30:55) weedman: the q my dad asks is...how many tkts did u buy
(14:31:06) basanti: hahahah
(14:31:09) pumpkin: LOL
(14:31:16) basanti: and there was one aunty who left the party jail
(14:31:34) pumpkin: left the party jailoh?
(14:31:41) pumpkin: you make it sound like she left with me
(14:31:43) pumpkin: :-|
(14:31:53) basanti: hahahaha
(14:31:58) weedman: btw...whats this jail biznezz...i have seen it flinged quite a few times
(14:32:01) basanti: is Jo in?
(14:32:11) pumpkin: pumpkin
(14:32:15) basanti: pumpkin
(14:32:17) pumpkin: ignore vi and say
(14:32:27) weedman: ok ok ....thats radical :P
(14:32:38) pumpkin: in other words, i gave vim part of name to make their software! ;)
(14:33:38) weedman: see no one replied...too geeky
(14:33:48) pumpkin: hahaha! :P
(14:34:52) weedman: man suntv was hurling some crap today morning during bfast....
(14:35:03) pumpkin: doesnt he do that always?
(14:35:15) grammarsaar: just like how the baboons do?
(14:35:19) weedman: his hcl stories...baud rate and 3 g 2g ..microporcessor....blah blah blah
(14:35:26) basanti: he must be eating pongal
(14:35:28) weedman: he handled 8 billion $ project
(14:35:30) pumpkin: HAHA
(14:35:42) weedman: all gabbar and i cud do is go ...ok ok ok
(14:35:46) pumpkin: does he think he is impressing ppl with that info?
(14:35:57) weedman: bugger he even drank tea ...and i had to buy it for him
(14:36:01) basanti: i missed it
(14:36:03) grammarsaar: :-o
(14:36:07) pumpkin: lol!
(14:36:09) grammarsaar: tea chor!
(14:36:11) pumpkin: why did you buy it?
(14:36:21) basanti: next time we all shall go and ask him to pay weedman
(14:36:39) grammarsaar: he will explain the baud rate of why he didnt pay for the tea
(14:36:46) weedman: usually gabbar tags along for a smoke ....i just asked gabbar if he is having tea....so had to ask suntv as well
(14:37:00) weedman: just minding my manners
(14:37:14) grammarsaar: weedman - suntv - gabbar for smoke? whoa thats a picture to see
(14:37:21) pumpkin: :-D
(14:37:28) pumpkin: and suntv rambling about baud!
(14:37:42) pumpkin: weedman suntv didnt have anything to say rerding smoking and how bad it is?
(14:37:56) basanti: ok me not geeky and techie wht is baud..(might sound stupid)
(14:38:16) pumpkin: fancy word for bandwith
(14:38:17) weedman: well he was purposefully pre disposed in rambling about his hcl fantasies
(14:38:18) grammarsaar: who knows
(14:38:50) grammarsaar: did they erect a statue of him there?
(14:39:18) weedman: i will check....they might have after we left
(14:39:24) basanti: maybe to tell gabbar wht all he has done in HCL... and the cost cutting of tissue papers that made him quit his job and come to rnh
(14:39:31) pumpkin: :-D
(14:39:34) weedman: ha ha ha
(14:39:41) pumpkin: tell him his resume was used as a tissue paper before he came
(14:39:49) basanti: hahahaha
(14:39:51) grammarsaar: but RnH is a tissue hoarding company :-/
(14:39:53) basanti: and paper cups too
(14:40:05) basanti: i guess its the paper cups that he is missing
(14:40:10) basanti: so he went for tea
(14:40:21) grammarsaar: tell kepler to print some with his 3d printer
(14:40:28) basanti: hahaha
(14:40:46) pumpkin: lol
(14:41:05) grammarsaar: kepler was high on beer today for percy2 vc
(14:41:16) pumpkin: haha yeah! :-D
(14:41:20) pumpkin: basanti you missed it!
(14:41:33) basanti: Dear basanti,

Please note that the below mentioned employee show as absent as per the biometric system for 12th January 2013.
    grammarsaar
       Request you to kindly confirm his presence on that day with the login and logout time, so that Comp offs can be uploaded accordingly.
The remaining employees have registered their attendance on the biometric system.

Please feel free to revert for any queries.

Regards,
HR Dept.
(14:41:36) pumpkin: and he kept saying thats not the beer talking.. he said that almost 4 or 5 times!
(14:41:44) grammarsaar: :-D
(14:41:51) grammarsaar: i mailed HR btw
(14:41:54) basanti: he attended percy2 vc?
(14:41:58) pumpkin: lol! tsk tsk tsk.. very irresponsible grammarsaar!
(14:42:03) pumpkin: yeah he was there in the VC
(14:42:07) pumpkin: drinking beer
(14:42:10) basanti: hahaha
(14:42:16) basanti: these VC's are funny
(14:42:21) basanti: supes come topless
(14:42:30) basanti: and high on beer
(14:42:31) pumpkin: haha
(14:42:38) basanti: and sometimes ginger to accompany
(14:42:41) pumpkin: we should have more of these! ;)
(14:42:49) grammarsaar: kepler kept saying that the VC was too exciting
(14:42:54) basanti: and yeah jail drinks wine
(14:42:59) weedman: u mean come topless pumpkin ?  ....sorry not with abby
(14:43:01) basanti: u are representing jail
(14:43:02) pumpkin: lol!
(14:43:11) basanti: hahahahah
(14:43:12) pumpkin: dafuq weedman... supes come topless
(14:43:13) pumpkin: not me
(14:43:27) pumpkin: chulius comes topless.. :-/
(14:43:29) basanti: u said we shud have more of these
(14:43:34) weedman: i thot u said- more of these ....so maybe u wanted to include us
(14:43:40) basanti: yeah i stopped attended that VC after that
(14:43:44) weedman: ha ha ha
(14:43:49) pumpkin: ooh like that! haha! i meant more of these meetings.. not more of toplessness!
(14:43:52) grammarsaar: chulius only shows his face now
(14:44:14) grammarsaar: in one mail he mentioned this
Sorry I forgot about the VC.  For now let's not have a VC unless
something needs talking about, or if you miss my face (doubtful).
(14:44:23) grammarsaar: doubtful surely :-D
(14:44:26) pumpkin: haha
(14:45:33) basanti: face yes.. once bonda joined in to watch him topless
(14:45:47) pumpkin: shameless bonda! :-D
(14:45:59) weedman: ha ha ha
(14:46:04) grammarsaar: exactly
(14:46:55) basanti: grammarsaar.. what was your login and logout time
(14:47:00) basanti: need to reply to hr :)
(14:47:05) basanti: on sat 12th
(14:47:14) pumpkin: he wasnt here
(14:47:18) grammarsaar: i mailed HR. in time 8.30 am and out time 5.30 pm
(14:47:28) weedman: I feel like eating a nice butterscotch pastry....
(14:48:09) grammarsaar: if i recall, i did authorize on the biometric before leaving. that doesn't count
(14:48:10) grammarsaar: ?
(14:49:30) grammarsaar: jabroni has to replace lot of hours today
(14:49:38) pumpkin: haha!
(14:50:51) grammarsaar: he is in. looking for a place.
(14:50:59) pumpkin: oho..
(14:51:07) pumpkin: i thought he was sitting at kailash's place today
(14:51:12) pumpkin: thats what queen said
(14:51:52) grammarsaar: dont know about that.
(14:55:53) basanti: weedman there is a motichur ladoo at my desk
(14:56:26) basanti: not an ideal substitute to butterscotch pastry
(15:09:03) weedman: the motichur is mine now
(15:10:25) SRK [SRK@jabberhost.rhythm.com/Home] entered the room.
(15:10:28) basanti: :-D
(15:10:34) basanti: look who is here
(15:10:38) basanti: the jabroni
(15:10:48) basanti: food = jo
(15:10:50) SRK: namaste log
(15:10:53) SRK: :D
(15:10:59) SRK: i reached by 12:30, then left for foooood
(15:11:01) basanti: namaste jo
(15:11:06) basanti: hahahaha
(15:11:13) pumpkin: lol! so you are sitting till 930 today jabroni?! :-P
(15:11:15) weedman: what r u doing in mum
(15:11:33) SRK: lol, sharp 5:30 i leave :P
(15:11:38) SRK: i came for a visit
(15:11:50) weedman: visit who bugger
(15:11:54) queen: but no pto :)
(15:11:58) weedman: someone throwing u a bachelor party there
(15:14:15) SRK: no one throwing, apna bottle khud hi pheko here
(15:22:52) SRK: my mailbox is still loading...
(15:30:52) grammarsaar: http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Predrinking.jpg
(15:35:42) weedman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVHFRNU3q_k
(15:37:23) bunja left the room.
(15:51:55) basanti: bunja leaves the room
(15:51:58) basanti: weedman
(15:52:02) basanti: what did u do :)
(15:52:14) pumpkin: weedman geeked the hell outta bunja
(15:52:48) weedman: lol
(15:52:52) grammarsaar: hilarious
(15:53:08) basanti: hahaha
(15:59:55) grammarsaar: @Jo come to room 11
(16:00:03) grammarsaar: towards the last pod
(16:25:11) SRK left the room.
(16:44:52) pumpkin: viewer discretion advised http://imgur.com/r/funny/Whc1A
(16:46:36) weedman: ha ha ha
(16:48:51) bunja [bunja@jabberhost.rhythm.com/Home] entered the room.
(16:49:38) bunja: didnt realize that i closed the tab
(16:49:40) bunja: accidentally
(16:52:53) bunja: btw does viber work on ipad?
(16:53:05) bunja: there are mixed opinions on the web
(17:00:37) bunja left the room.
(17:06:41) weedman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xhXJWEth18
(17:29:06) weedman left the room.
(17:33:58) basanti: bye peoples
(17:37:54) basanti left the room.

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